If Manius Curius Dentatus Really Was Born With Teeth, He’s Not The Only One
Who was Manius Curius Dentatus? It sounds like a name out of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, yes? He was, however, in fact an ancient Roman consul who died in 270 BCE. Those old Romans were tough individuals, nothing like the effeminate Greeks and Persians. We might imagine them chewing on old leather straps as infants and gutting animals for fun in the sun. The ancient historian Pliny tells us that Manius Curius was born with teeth and thus got the nickname Dentatus.
“While most infants get their first teeth months after birth, some babies are born with one or more teeth. These are called natal teeth. Natal teeth are relatively rare, occurring in about 1 out of every 2,000 births.”
– Healthline
Natal Teeth: Manius Curius Dentatus Was Not Alone
I suppose the important factors are whether Manius’ early natal teeth had any great impact upon the life that followed. Did his military and political success flow on from a particularly toothy smile at rallies and meetings? Did he kiss his fair share of babies at political gatherings? Was Manius’ success as Roman Consul (like an elected king or war lord) down to his ferocious bite in battle? Did he really like to get his teeth into things from an unnaturally early age?
“Dentatus is described as having been incorruptible and frugal; the story was that when the Samnites sent ambassadors with expensive gifts in an attempt to influence him in their favour, they found him sitting by the hearth roasting turnips. He refused the gifts, saying that he preferred ruling the possessors of gold over possessing it himself. Although the truth of this story is unclear — it may have been an invention of Cato “
– Wikipedia
Eating roasted turnips is code for a man of the ordinary citizen. Turnips have been the fare of the working poor down through the pages of history. Cato himself was the epitome of the self-made man who claims to have risen via the efforts of pulling himself up by his own bootstraps or hobnailed sandal straps in this instance. This has become one of the great archetypal myths of the conservative right. There is indeed a Cato Institute in America, where wealthy right wing billionaires pat each other on the back for achieving success the hard way. Of course, in many cases this is complete BS, as these chaps were handed everything via the silver spoon daddy put in their mouth at birth. Whether that spoon met a few natal teeth is another matter altogether. Donald J Trump is the perfect example of this American mythologising for political gain and fame. Fred Trump was a very wealthy property developer in New York and Donald inherited his wealth from his father.
The Natal Teeth Low Down
Natal teeth are usually not well-formed, but they may cause irritation and injury to the infant’s tongue when nursing. Natal teeth may also be uncomfortable for a nursing mother. Natal teeth are often removed shortly after birth while the newborn infant is still in the hospital. This is done very often if the tooth is loose and the child runs a risk of “breathing in” the tooth.”
– Mount Sinai
Teeth Mark The Stages Of Human Life
Teeth are the great markers in the lives of us humans. We can plot our journey via the coming and going of our teeth. Baby teeth give way to adult teeth and we even get our third molars, which are also called wisdom teeth. Eventually we lose all of our teeth and return to that gummy state of babies. Excepting those rare bubs who are graced with natal teeth, of course. Our teeth have deep roots in our lives, both anatomically inside our mouth and jaws and psychologically. Dreams about teeth are common, especially that one where all your teeth fall out. Teeth represent our ability to bite into life and all those who have lost their teeth know how bereft that can make one feel. Of course, we humans adjust to whatever life throws at us, including the decay and demise of our teeth. The famous Hollywood actress Bette Davis memorably said, “old age aint for sissies.” Getting old can knock you around for a bit and not being able to bite into a beef steak anymore can make one maudlin at times.
To Thee Manius Curius Dentatus: Toothy!
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